Sunday, January 22, 2006

No Vowels - Makes you think

As we Canadians sit on the edge of our seats we eagerly await the opportunity to express ourselves by voting in the party of choice ( well that is a party out of the choices offered ). Homee dad ponders one stuation and asks the question you have all wanted to ask but were perhaps afraid as Big Brother may just be watching. We look at the parties of Choice Liberal, Conservative, NDP, lets stretch it and add in Block and Green Party, Can you see it - not one of these start with a vowel, thats right absolutely no vowels. You recall we had it engrained in us since the beginning of time. " A-E-I-O-U and sometimes Y " - yeh now you hear me.

Thats it I have put the question out there, what exactly are they hiding, do they think we are all robots that would never catch on to the fact that they have all ignored the basics of all basics. Lets return to the beggining of time - yeh you know the very beginning Adam and Eve. Do you think that was just a fluke ( Adam and Eve ) - notice how they both start with vowels, and if you think I may be stretching the point I ask you What was thier downfall - you got it "APPLE" again you note the existance of the vowel.

I shake my head at the obvious - and what is it that we are all asked to participate in on 23 January 2006 " ELECTION" note the presence of a vowel. I would never suggest a conspiracy involving the entire Government of Canada, but the question neeeded to be asked.

Pondering lifes misteries - Homee dad
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4 Comments:

Blogger blah blah blah said...

Dad that is the funniest thing I have ever read... You should start up your own party.. Make sure you start it with a vowel..

6:30 PM  
Blogger SusanE said...

Excellent, how could I have missed the obvious.
What will your Party name be?

6:58 PM  
Blogger Fiddling Granny said...

Jeez ... I had never thought about it before. I'm overwhelmed at the whole idea, I must go now and shut myself in the broom closet to ponder. I'm so glad you pointed it out. Hmmm, should we all be frightened??

3:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey dad i solve our problem...tom said he's start his own party i helped with the name it stars with 3 vowels check is comments out

5:29 PM  

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