I must be strong

Well I arrived last week at Ontario Police College, I was nervous as this is where it all began. Was my hair short enough ( I had hair 24 years ago), The entrance had not changed, same old desk, just big enough to make you feel small. Walked up to the registry " Cain C A I N - David "looking around to see what had changed. Nothing noted

Your Res 1 Pod 1023 Mr. Cain - WHHHAATTTT !!!!!!! RES # 1 Pod 10 - that was my Pod from those horrible days of fears gone by. I slowly walk to my Pod and notice again nothing has changed - same grey carpet, same wanna be white blinds, appears to be a new light bulb in the room, new clock radio but that's it.

I was late getting in so the crew was all gathered in the pod talking, but there was a slight problem. The language I could not understand? Where was I, was this the twilight Zone, had I been morphed into another dimension, Was I to wake up to see myself stuffed and standing in the corner??

But alas Homee Dad was able to gain control - the language was starting to sound like something, Visions of shrimp, whales, crab were flowing through my grey matter. Oh My GOD I was on the east coast. I have been transported to the Island as they call it. I began to look around expecting soon to be attacked by people wearing yellow rain hats, rubber boots, carrying a Cod in one hand and a bottle of screech in the other.

I soon learned that the majority of my mates were RCMP from the coast as they called it. Yeh I realised quickly I was in for a time I may never forget.

This is Sunday 09th Dec, I have been here since Sunday 03rd Dec. what happened to the week, its those newfies - They have done something with my time. Everything was different by not an hour but by the 1/2 hour. There was a whole new meaning to boy or Buy, or Bouy, or Byw or - well you get the point.

All of a sudden it came to me, This was gods doing - he was preparing me for the inevitable, I wanted to grab Bean immediately and shake her - its that Byw "CLINTON" he's done this to me. All my jokes while out in Pet. my god he really does have powers.

I will be cautious this week and look for weakness, this cannot be happening

My lord (as they always say) here they come, I must shut down - I duck - "OUCH " These desks are low. I must go - I cant hear the chanting - sounds strangely like " eyes the byw that builds a boat" must be there national anthem or something.

I will make every effort to assimilate until I can conquer, That's what Brave heart would have done.

Must Go - smelling salt water and seagulls

Homee Dad