Homee's Boxing Day gift

Tis the day after Christmas
and under Homee's tree
all the presents are opened
who wins - well of course me!

There was cashews and clothing
many presents you pick
but the best - yeh you guessed it
it was Sue - his side kick

although working this morning
she came home as soon as able
good thing she could make it
Homee sulking at the table

they started with stockings
then moved on to the gifts
then the calls started coming
and their minds they did shift

the calls, yeh they got them
quite early that morn
for the offspring had spoken
seems like yesterday just born

there was Mego and Buddy,
Stepher and Bean
all heard and enjoyed
but not one of them seen

Homee hung up the phone
knowing soon he would see
first Thomas and Megan
Then Mego makes three!

It was then that he realised
just what Christmas is for
its not what is opened
its those coming who bring MORE!

Homee dad

I must be strong

Well I arrived last week at Ontario Police College, I was nervous as this is where it all began. Was my hair short enough ( I had hair 24 years ago), The entrance had not changed, same old desk, just big enough to make you feel small. Walked up to the registry " Cain C A I N - David "looking around to see what had changed. Nothing noted

Your Res 1 Pod 1023 Mr. Cain - WHHHAATTTT !!!!!!! RES # 1 Pod 10 - that was my Pod from those horrible days of fears gone by. I slowly walk to my Pod and notice again nothing has changed - same grey carpet, same wanna be white blinds, appears to be a new light bulb in the room, new clock radio but that's it.

I was late getting in so the crew was all gathered in the pod talking, but there was a slight problem. The language I could not understand? Where was I, was this the twilight Zone, had I been morphed into another dimension, Was I to wake up to see myself stuffed and standing in the corner??

But alas Homee Dad was able to gain control - the language was starting to sound like something, Visions of shrimp, whales, crab were flowing through my grey matter. Oh My GOD I was on the east coast. I have been transported to the Island as they call it. I began to look around expecting soon to be attacked by people wearing yellow rain hats, rubber boots, carrying a Cod in one hand and a bottle of screech in the other.

I soon learned that the majority of my mates were RCMP from the coast as they called it. Yeh I realised quickly I was in for a time I may never forget.

This is Sunday 09th Dec, I have been here since Sunday 03rd Dec. what happened to the week, its those newfies - They have done something with my time. Everything was different by not an hour but by the 1/2 hour. There was a whole new meaning to boy or Buy, or Bouy, or Byw or - well you get the point.

All of a sudden it came to me, This was gods doing - he was preparing me for the inevitable, I wanted to grab Bean immediately and shake her - its that Byw "CLINTON" he's done this to me. All my jokes while out in Pet. my god he really does have powers.

I will be cautious this week and look for weakness, this cannot be happening

My lord (as they always say) here they come, I must shut down - I duck - "OUCH " These desks are low. I must go - I cant hear the chanting - sounds strangely like " eyes the byw that builds a boat" must be there national anthem or something.

I will make every effort to assimilate until I can conquer, That's what Brave heart would have done.

Must Go - smelling salt water and seagulls

Homee Dad