Saturday, January 28, 2006

How does he know?

After intercepting a recent reply to one of my Sea Faring offspring the comment was made to yours truly "Just how do you know". This comment came from a dear friend who like many others no doubt has often questioned the thoughts of Homee Dad. How do I Know, to answer this I ask that you consider a small experiment.
Put yourself in a small room without windows - close the lights (that's French for make it dark) - think to yourself what do I see? (think slowly as you do not wish to run into anything) Slowly open that door that you used to enter the room, as the light enters the room you will note as the rays of light reflect off the objects within the room you will no doubt see that which you could not earlier. Alas Homee Dad finds himself explaining the mystery's of life.
I envision this dear friend shaking her head with a look of absolute wonder, she may even ask herself again "Just how does he know!" I cannot explain all, but use my gifts to explain everything. This gift far surpasses the mating habits of the common earthworm.
As a carpenter reaches into his pouch for a nail without looking down, I Homee Dad walk through life in the Dark, seeking those visions and answers made possible by those glimmers of light.

Living in the Dark
Homee Dad

Sunday, January 22, 2006

No Vowels - Makes you think

As we Canadians sit on the edge of our seats we eagerly await the opportunity to express ourselves by voting in the party of choice ( well that is a party out of the choices offered ). Homee dad ponders one stuation and asks the question you have all wanted to ask but were perhaps afraid as Big Brother may just be watching. We look at the parties of Choice Liberal, Conservative, NDP, lets stretch it and add in Block and Green Party, Can you see it - not one of these start with a vowel, thats right absolutely no vowels. You recall we had it engrained in us since the beginning of time. " A-E-I-O-U and sometimes Y " - yeh now you hear me.

Thats it I have put the question out there, what exactly are they hiding, do they think we are all robots that would never catch on to the fact that they have all ignored the basics of all basics. Lets return to the beggining of time - yeh you know the very beginning Adam and Eve. Do you think that was just a fluke ( Adam and Eve ) - notice how they both start with vowels, and if you think I may be stretching the point I ask you What was thier downfall - you got it "APPLE" again you note the existance of the vowel.

I shake my head at the obvious - and what is it that we are all asked to participate in on 23 January 2006 " ELECTION" note the presence of a vowel. I would never suggest a conspiracy involving the entire Government of Canada, but the question neeeded to be asked.

Pondering lifes misteries - Homee dad
stardate 060122

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Hello from Hommee Dad

Welcome to the world of Homee, yeh here we are looking out over Lock Bay (where we live). Sue and I enjoy relaxing with a cup of tea / coffee looking over the Bay, and watching the wild life as it appears daily. Homee dad ponders many of lives questions while basking in the sun, jumping off the dock, watching Azia my dog dive off the dock while chasing anything that has been thrown in.
I have come to the conclusion that life is really no mystery at all, the problem seems to arise when people forget to take time to breath, as well they seem to waste much time on matters of the heart / or the mind for that matter. Life is much to short and one should quit pondering about it - start seeking the answers - those that manage to evade you are quite simple. Fake it - odds are nobody else has tried and really wouldn't know the difference.
There my secret is out " if the answer evades you - "FAKE IT", all life's stress's will role from your pours like much like the water draining from the underbelly of a red belly sloth. You see there is much to be said about Homee's view of life.
Stardate 060115 - stay tune more Life to follow